"I've been a professional criminal my entire life... and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling surveillance systems from Mr. Surveillance."

"I've stolen from banks, jewelry stores... you name it. Never got caught. That is until I was stealing from my roommates wallet (laying on the kitchen counter) and his Mr. Surveillance camera caught me on tape."

"Sorry, it's me again...

Just really bored stuck here in this prison cell. Don't do crime kids. Especially now that Mr. Surveillance is in town."